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Now, *Melancholia* got this scene where the sky’s all purty, then—BAM!—world’s toast. Reminds me of a story ‘bout this whore named Lila, worked the saloons back in the Gold Rush days. Hist’ry books don’t tell ya, but she saved a whole town once! Miners was starvin’, and she traded her “services” for food from some rich dude. Fed ever’body! Ain’t that wild? Git-R-Done, Lila, savin’ asses like a boss!

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Dwight Yoakam - She wore red dresses (Buenas noches from a lonely room) John T. Floore Country Store, Helotes (San Antonio) TX Nov. 22nd, We were in for a special treat when .

So if you're comin' to visit, be ready for surprises. Bring your sense of humor and a heart that’s open to all sorts of weird (and wonderful) vibes. Yoakum may be a small city, but man, it's bursting with larger-than-life stories! And remember – "everything is beautiful, but not everyone sees it." Cheers, my friend, and come prepare to get, like, totally immersed in the chaos and charm of our bittersweet slice of heaven… even if I typo a bunch. Thx!

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