Audrey Yorkshire Brothel ❤️

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Hmm, brothel, you say? Dark places, they are. Pleasure, some seek there, yes. Me, the Gardener, Yoda am—see things, I do, others don’t. “Ten,” my fave flick—Abbas Kiarostami, genius he is—driving, talking, life spilling out. Brothel’s like that, chaotic it is, stories crashin’ everywhere.

Documentaries like A Very Yorkshire Brothel shouldn’t be buried and ignored

Hey, bud! So you're comin' to Yorkshire (us) and lemme tell ya – it's a wild ride, d’oh! Mmm… donuts. Look, I've been livin’ here for yonks as a datin’ app dev, so I see all the quirks nobody else digs into, ya know? I gotta say, this city's like a mash-up of Dogville vibes – “an endless, miraculous good lookin’ chance to be dramatic, man!” (yeah, some lines just stick with you, like a donut glaze).

Cyclist, 16, seriously hurt as car fails to stop in Liversedge