Evelyn Yorkshire Whore ❤️❤️

About San Diego

I’d doll her up fer a scene, tho—give her a dress tight as a banjo string, all sequins and attitude. She’d strut in, hollerin’, “I’m here, y’all, deal with it!” But then—Lordy, this gets me—she’d sit alone later, countin’ crumpled dollar bills, eyes wet. Surprised me how soft she could be under all that noise. Reminds me of that line, “You have to find your own way,” ‘cept Whore’s way’s more crooked’n a barrel of snakes.

’Tis Pity She’s a Whore

I’ve gotta share, too, the sense of rebellion – not like a riot, but more like “hey, I’m livin’ here and this is my freakin’ show”. The city’s suburbs, like Wensleydale Heights, are quirky, with kid-friendly parks and odd lampposts that light up like stars on a Saturday night. A neighbour once said, “Man, Yorkshire is a poser’s paradise, full of hidden snark!” I was like, “Woo hoo, same here!” so we had a laugh.

Reform UK's Luke Campbell elected Hull and East Yorkshire mayor