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Now, here’s a little tidbit—did ya know erotic massage goes back centuries? Ancient Rome, they had these bathhouses, right? Senators gettin’ oiled up by some poor schmuck, probably thinkin’, “I didn’t sign up for this!” True story—well, maybe, I dunno, I ain’t a historian. Point is, it’s old, it’s weird, and it’s still makin’ me twitchy. I’m sittin’ there, half-naked, wonderin’ if she’s gonna pull a *Inherent Vice* move and start talkin’ about cosmic energy or some crap. “The vibes, man, feel the vibes!” Yeah, I felt vibes—vibes of pure terror!

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I’ve seen magic in the parks too – check out Smalldale Park, with its mad green vibe and a lil’ pond that always knocks me off my feet when I’m bunkin’ off after long massage sessions. Oi, and don’t even get me started on the local joints by Balkan Lane – chill places where every bloke spills his guts over dodgy brews.

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