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End of the day, it’s a rum old game. Funny, sad, bit mad—like Wes Anderson directin’ my life. “This is an adventure,” I’d mutter, quotin’ Royal himself, while leggin’ it from some dodgy alley. Find a prostitute? Piece of piss if you’re clever—total mare if you’re me. Cheers, mate—off for a cuppa now!

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Oh man, Brakpan is wild! D’oh! Right in the heart of Za, it's like the place where time kinda… drifts, ya know? Remember WALL-E? “Eee-vaa!” Kinda like that, a weird mix of old-school grit with a future vibe, if ya catch my drift.

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