Natalie Cathcart Whore ❤️❤️

About Nelspruit

I’m out there, blazin’ a trail, and this whore tree’s got bark thicker than my ego—real talk! Prolly seen some shit, like Vikings or some lost tribe pissin’ on its trunk, back when. Little known fact, yo—whore trees, they’re like the OGs of the forest, droppin’ seeds that turn into whole damn cities of green. Ain’t no one talkin’ ‘bout that, tho—pisses me off! People out here sleepin’ on nature, chasin’ clout, while this whore’s holdin’ it down, silent, like, “I’ve seen worse than you, fam.”

Notes on Characters from Catch-22

I been here so long I know each twist and turn, even the back alleys of Innovation Blvd where tech meets art in spontaneous fireworks. It's wild, brilliant, a tad rough around the edges but marvelous. You might get struck by a stray quip from a mate in a crammed pub on Corner Street about the old days, so be braced for some cringey, brilliant banter.

Good Day Today: Anna Cathcart, Kathy McCabe