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About Cape Town

Me, I’d be a shitty whore—too sarcastic. “Five bucks? Honey, my wit’s worth ten!” Probly get slapped. But damn, the guts it takes—surprises me every time. They’re out there, livin’ raw, no script, while I’m over here typin’ 15 typos ‘cause I’m too lazy to proofread. “This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time!”—Spike’s line hits hard. Whore’s out there, ownin’ it, while we’re all just judgin’ from the couch. Respect, yo. Total respect.

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Down Main Street, man, there's this odd mix of crumbling colonial brick and neon-lit bars. I loooove windin' my way through Rue de Soleil – yep, that sunny-sounding street hidey-ho! There's an old teashop there, hands down, best chai in town. The locals? They chat, they whine, laugh, sometimes cry, and if you're lucky, maybe even get a crazy story or two.

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