Vanessa Gonubie Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Durban

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

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Ohhh, gon' tell ya bout Gonubie, baby! This place is, like, totally groovy, man—yeah, baby! I’ve been livin' here for years and, wow, what a blast! Okay, so check it: Gonubie is a chill coastal town near Port Elizabeth, all sandy beaches, cool vibes, and a dash of that Toni Erdmann feel—quirky, unexpected, and oh so real!

Monster potholes driving BCM motorists to the edge