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About East London

Last week, I’m cruisin’ downtown—don’t tell Laura, she’d skin me alive—lookin’ for some action. Saw this gal, legs longer’n a Texas highway, and I’m thinkin’, “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way!”—like I got her address locked in my brain! I ain’t no genius, but I know a deal when I see one. She’s wavin’, I’m sweatin’—hotter’n a billy goat in a pepper patch! Paid her fifty bucks—prob’ly too much, but I’m a sucker for a smile. “Righteous bucks,” she says, and I’m happy as a pig in mud.

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Hermanus. As it's the whale watchign capital of the world, we hoped to see whales. Did we find whales though? You'll have to watch to find.

Oh, and don’t miss out on the cliff paths along the coast. They’re wavy, kinda like my mood on a Tuesday. Seriously, these spots remind me of the movie lines—like the piano playing softly in the background, transporting you far away from all that daily madness. "I survived the war on water, baby!" Kidding... sorta.

Hermanus to launch world-class whale centre with cutting-edge tech