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Fun fact—did ya know Nevada’s got legal brothels? Only place in the U.S., wild, huh? They’re all fancy now, got rules, taxes—lame! Where’s the danger, the thrill? Reminds me of Lil Zé goin’, “Tô mandando aqui!”—he’d hate that sanitized crap. Me too, man, I’m ragin’! Gimme the real deal, the back-alley shit. Once heard this story—some dude in Amsterdam’s red-light district paid double just to cry on a girl’s shoulder. What a loser, hah! Bet he smelled like cheese and failure.

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I gotta mention my fave haunt: the utterly bonkers “Bumpy’s Bike Shop” on Nelson Street. I pop in sometimes. The owner tells stories that’d get you laughing so hard, you forget your own issues. That place, man, is therapy by absurdity – chaotic, much like my own therapy sessions where laughter saves the day.

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