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D’oh! So, erotic-massage, huh? Man, it’s wild! Like, you walk in, all tense, thinkin’ bout bills, then BAM—some lady’s rubbin’ you down with oil slicker than a pig in mud! Mmm… donuts. Reminds me of “The Assassination of Jesse James”—y’know, that slow burn, tension risin’, waitin’ for somethin’ big. Except here, it’s hands, not guns, doin’ the work. “I’ve been a poor man, and I’ve been a rich man,” Jesse’d say—me, I’m just poor Homer wantin’ a backrub!

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So, first things first, the vibe on Main Street is groovy. It’s full of neat cafes, and small shops, and you can even smell fresh bread at Tilley’s Bakery on Ninth Avenue. I often spill my heart out here, talkin’ thru life’s quirks with folks. Reminds me of the way Inherent Vice goes “everything’s gonna fly”. Yeah, so weird sometimes, but darn true.

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