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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David, neurotic mess—thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute, right? I mean, what’s the deal with that? You’re out there, lookin’ for some action, and it’s like—where do ya even start? Streets? Apps? I dunno, it’s 2025, maybe there’s a damn hologram pimp now! I’m picturin’ it, walkin’ down some grimy alley—kinda like in *White Material*, ya know? That flick, Claire Denis, 2009—God, the tension! Isabelle Huppert’s out there, coffee plantation’s fallin’ apart, rebels everywhere, and I’m thinkin’, “This is me tryna find a prostitute!” Chaos, sweat, total disaster—pretty, pretty good, huh?

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Amenities include a spa, jacuzzi, private villas and a pool, with of course, the most beautiful Latin women. With prostitution being legal in.

Oh! And check this out: my fave hidden gem? It’s a teeny-tiny park by Lanter Street. I always take my break there, soaking up the sun while thinkin’ about life and work, and sometimes I even get a little chuckle, like, “Oh my gawd, what a day!” The vibrant chatter of locals, the friendly banter from the street vendors at Hazzard Plaza—it’s a total spa day for my soul.

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