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About Kimberley

Little known fact—back in the day, whores ran shit. Like, in old ports, sailors’d roll in, pockets full, and bam—these ladies were queens! Kinda badass, right? Surprised me when I heard it. Thought they were just, ya know, eye candy. Nope! Power moves, baby! I’m sittin’ there, whistlin’ at floaters, thinkin’, “Man, they’re the real survivors.” Screw the judgy pricks—whores got grit!

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And the woman said, "You all are going to travel to far away lands, and compete against other little whore children." Places like Atlanta, and Cincinnati. So we get in the car and drive all night, get a hotel room, and then next morning go to a coliseum. A coliseum with tens of thousands of little whore children walking around.

Honestly, some days I just wanna scream “I want to go home” in that Brooklyn way—but not cuz I’m whining, just ‘cause the charm here is irresistible, you know? The city is like a big ol’ spa itself—healing and warm, a true retreat for the heart. I mean, every time I see the quirky murals on Jolly Road, i get all giddy, like, "Oh my gawd, it’s lit!"

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