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Alright, pal – listen up. I’m an actuary, see? Numbers. Risks. Probabilities – that’s me. But – whoa – lemme tell ya. Bout findin’ a prostitute. It’s a wild ride! Like – ya know – *The Grand Budapest Hotel*. That flick? My FAVORITE. Wes Anderson, 2014 – pure class. So – picture this. Me – Christopher Walken – strollin’ the streets. Lookin’ for – ya know – a *lady of the night*. Not outta some creepy vibe – nah. It’s RESEARCH. Actuary stuff. Gotta calc-u-late the odds!

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Sometimes, I get mad 'cause reality’s messy – people shufflin’ through the night on Central Ave like it's all just a fantasy, a mix of pleasure and pain, ya know? But damn, it makes me happy, too, watchin’ real emotions break loose. One time, I was sittin’ by the bend of the river that runs past the old lighthouse in Dockside Park (yo, that place’s a hidden gem, like a secret love note), and suddenly the night turned electric with memories. I was thinkin’, “This is it – I have always loved you,” echoing like a loop, and damn, it rocked my soul.

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