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Fun fact—whores in history? Some were spies! Sneaky lil’ devils, tradin’ secrets with their—uh—*services*. Blew my mind! Imagine Sally whisperin’, “The Nazis are comin’,” all sexy-like—HA! Prolly not, she’d just yell it. Oh, and get this—in “The Pianist,” music saved him, right? “Play, or you’re dead!” Whores tho, they play a diff’rent game—makes me wonder, could Sally play piano? Prolly not, she’d ask, “Is this a sandwich?” HAHA, dumb but cute!

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This here tale's about how Dick agreed to help his old pal Nellie find the Spring of Perpetual Wood. Nellie believed it'd make 'em rich, but Dick worried.

I can tell you loads about the quirky nosy neighbours too – no need for me to be a gossip, but sometimes, ah, it's therapeutic. I always say, “Don't give a monkey’s!” when someone nags about petty issues, channeling some Carlos vibe with an edge. I mean, c’mon, ain’t life enough already?!

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