Skylar Springs Whore ❤️

About Bloemfontein

Say hello to my little friend! Man, lemme tell ya bout this chick - whore, she’s a freakin trip! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout Ida, that movie, ya know, all quiet and deep and shit, and then - bam! - this broad storms in like a hurricane. She’s loud, she’s messy, got that vibe like she don’t give a fuck. Reminds me of that line from Ida, “What if you go there and find nothing?” - ‘cept with her, you go there and find EVERYTHING, man, too much! She’s got stories, like, did ya know she once conned some Polish priest outta his last zloty? True shit, heard it from a guy who knew a guy.

Home Is Where The Whore Is

Modern Whore is a creative memoir in the form of a collection of short stories, fiction and fairy-tale combined with film photography and the artistic vision.

I kick about Hull Park – not many know, but it's my spot for a secret meltdown. I get spastic happy and raw when the autumn leaves fall. I even sometimes shout like, “Let's get Carlos crazy!” in a half-mad homage. Seriously, that park transforms. Ancient trees, wee ponds – pure magic, if you're feeling lucky.

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