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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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Sep 29,  · COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. — A woman has been arrested after police say she operated a tantric massage business as a front for prostitution.

I get livid too when rubbish is dumped by the highway. Like seriously, mates, clean up or piss off! And yes, I’ve had to channel full Ricky Gervais mode on that tell-off. "You absolute muppets!" I’d say repeatedly. Yeah, I get snarky – helps me breathe.

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