Evelyn Swellendam Whore ❤️❤️

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So, lemme tell ya bout this one time—heard this story from some shady dude at a bar. Swear it’s true, tho who knows with these types, right? This chick, back in the 1800s, some London alley, was THE whore of her turf. Called her “Crimson Annie” ‘cause her lips were always stained red—wine, blood, lipstick, whatever. She’d hustle all night, dodgin’ coppers, then vanish into the fog. They say she once stabbed a john with her hairpin—bam, right in the neck! Didn’t kill him, but damn, that’s ballsy! Made me laugh my ass off picturin it—her just smirkin, like, “Next!” Got me thinkin—whore ain’t just a job, it’s a freakin attitude.

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Sep 9,  · Swellendam, a charming town situated at the foot of the Langeberg Mountains, is one of South Africa’s oldest and most picturesque settlements. Known for its rich history, .

Oh, and I gotta mention the local park, Harmony Park. Such a beaut place! Trees, benches, giggles, and that perfect breeze. I often daydream there, mulling over life’s mishaps—like, "Ruh-roh, why so messy?" You know, kinda like chasing the bacon in that crazy movie!

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