Elizabeth Volksrust Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Port Elizabeth

So yeah, brothel’s me fave—bit mad, bit magic, like me tryna fix a cow’s hoof with a spoon once! *mimes spoon-digging, drops it* Oi, reckon it’s the Tree of Life in plant form—wild, messy, bloody brilliant! *grins, knocks over imaginary tea* What ya think, eh?

Local Intel

I ain’t gonna lie, sometimes this town makes me mad. Cars screeching, fast talkers cuttin’ in line at the local deli on Market Street—they drive me nuts! But then, you see a grand ol’ sunset at Vista Hill, and – boom! – anger just melts away. The colors, man, they remind me: “Maybe it’s better if we remain strangers.” Weird, huh?

Possible snowfall in Mpumalanga ?