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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, and I hate everything. ‘Cept maybe bacon. And *Memento*. That flick’s a damn masterpiece—guy can’t remember shit, still gets stuff done. Reminds me of tryin’ to find a prostitute ‘round here. You gotta piece it together backwards, like Lenny in the movie, tattooin’ clues on your arm just to not screw it up.

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I’m a sexologist here. Yup, I study love and lust. And Wolmaransstad? Oh boy, it’s a playground for hearts. Like that old faded sign on Central Ave. says, "Love is all around." Ain't that a hoot? I once met a lovelorn couple near the Riet River. They whispered secrets barely louder than a cat’s purr. I nearly had a meltdown – I was, like, "A.I. Artificial Intelligence vibes, eh?" Just like in the movie, "I’m not a real boy," but I'm all heart!

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