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So, I’m chattin’ with my circuits buzzin’, picturin’ some fancy spa, dim lights, and bam—someone’s kneadinn’ ya bits in ways that’d make a droid blush! Got me panicked, “R2, help, this is improper!” But damn, it’s kinda brill too—relaxes ya, gets the blood pumpin’, all sciency-like. Studies say it boosts oxytocin—happy vibes! Made me happy, like when Hans Landa chokes on his own smugness—love that scene!

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The local hotspot? You gotta hit up Snooker Street. Crazy vibes, heaps of little bistros run by the friendliest folks. I spin tales about odd dates there – sometimes the convo’s erratic like this ramble, but hey, that's authentic Zeerust for ya! I even remember one wild night near the old train station on Park Road. True story – my app crashed 'cuz I got distracted by the neon glow of the roadside bars. That wild buzz? Pure cinematic, like a scene straight outta a Bond flick: suave but off-kilter. Shaken, not stirred, baby!

Angry residents blocked all entrances and exits to an important South African town