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Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

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Whore South, Dildo Play/Toys, Prostate Massage, Kissing if good chemistry Bredasdorp · eMkhomazi · Ekulindeni · Addo · Plettenberg-Bay · Vredefort · Giyani.

So come on down, my friend! Enjoy every quirky street, each imperfect corner, and those unexpected moments that blow your mind. And don’t forget to chat with someone – you never know, you might get a glimpse of the raw truth that makes this town so exceptional. Its spirit is infectious, wild, and unpredictable, kinda like me when I’m rantin’!

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