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Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as fuck, “shaken, not stirred.” So, brothels, yeah? Been thinkin’ bout ‘em lately, ever since I rewatched *Moonrise Kingdom*. That flick’s my jam—Wes Anderson’s a bloody genius, all that quirky shit. Picture this: a brothel, but with that *Moonrise* vibe—tents, weird kids, and a dodgy scoutmaster runnin’ the joint. “We’re all in this together,” he’d say, cig hangin’ from his lip, while some lass in a red dress pours me a martini. Shaken, obviously—not stirred, you muppet.

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First off, there's the insane energy on Maplebend Street. Man, those neon lights sparkle at night and the sidewalks buzz with tech geeks and hip couples. I built a half of my dating app there, swear! The vibe? Crazy contagious. I got so many callbacks that I almost burned my coffee! Haha, that's what she said, right?

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