Luna Centurion Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

About Bloemfontein

Oi, you donkey! Erotic-massage, yeah? Bloody hell, it’s a slippery slope—like in *Shame*, innit? “You’re a monkey, not a man!” I’d scream at them wankers who think it’s just a rub-down. Nah, mate, it’s art—dirty, messy art. Hands sliding, oil dripping, tension building—fuckin’ hell, it’s intense! Reminds me of Fassbender’s character, Brandon, all pent-up, chasing release. “What’s wrong with you?!” I’d yell at him, idiot sandwich!

Our Services

From the very first touch of your skin until the amazing finish, our massages are the perfect way to escape into a world of erotic enjoyment! We blend the sensual touch of massage with the .

Now, listen – I gotta mention my spa. I’ve helped so many people relax, recharge their lives. But dealing with all these busy bees sometimes makes me mad – believe me – like when someone leaves a towel behind. So annoying! And then there’s the rush hour chaos outside; honestly? Outrageous! But you know, it’s all part of the greatness of the city.

Frustration mounts in Centurion area as power outage continues following substation fire