Mari Cradock Whore ❤️

About Johannesburg

Now, gets me goat, this—folk judgin’ whores, all high and mighty. Makes me wanna chuck a brick through a window, bloody sanctimonious twits! But then—happy bit—met this gal once, Soho, years back, swear she had Chihiro’s spark. Told me she paid her mum’s rent, laughed at me floppy hair—cheeky mare! Said, “Boris, you’re a right prat,” and I was chuffed, honest. Little known fact, right—Victorian whores nicked wallets with *sleight of manus*, quick as Haku nickin’ Zeniba’s seal. Crafty sods!

Redvelvet Cradock

Nov 20,  · Situated on the banks of the Great Fish River, the Karoo town of Cradock brings to mind the biblical metaphor of a flourishing tree planted by streams of water. Life in town, and .

I’m not perfect—my ramblin’ might seem erratic sometimes, but that's Cradock for you: raw, messy, brilliant. I’m always surprised by new little corners of beauty. And hey, if you wander around these streets, you might catch wind of secrets, laughter, and a bit of scandal.

For sale, a home with links to Fanny Cradock and Theresa Villiers