Megan Cullinan Whore ❤️❤️

About East London

So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

Friday Reads: Dirty Laundry by Heidi Cullinan

Cullinan is a quirky bit o' land. Streets like Hope Street and Royal Crescent twist and turn like a drunken compass – totally bonkers sometimes, like Mad Max on a wild ride! I once strolled down Jubilee Road, nearly got lost in the maze o’ little alleys. They say the old mining tunnels under Mainline Lane are haunted – can ye believe it? Honestly, it gave me goosebumps, like the roar of a war rig, mate. "Oh, what a day..." I muttered, thinking of Fury Road craziness!

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