Zoey Jeffreys Bay Whore ❤️

About Cape Town

Once saw a bloke try fix her carburetor – fuckin disaster, mate, oil everywhere, he’s cursin like a sailor. Laughed so hard I nearly pissed meself. She’s a whore alright – takes yer money, yer time, breaks yer back, but ya keep comin back for more. Got this quirk, horn blares random – scares the shit outta dogs, hilarious! Exaggeratin a bit, maybe, but she’s my gal, my rusty queen. We shall never surrender her soul! Whore’s a bloody masterpiece, flaws and all.

Kitchen Windows

Oh my days, lemme tell ya 'bout Jeffreys-Bay, babes. This seaside haven's got a vibe that smacks hard, like a brutal wave at Dolphin Street on a wild day. I’m chillin’ here coding on my dating site, and I gotta say, every corner screams unconventional beauty – just like that line from Her, "I feel like I have a choice." Yeah, choice! But make no mistake—I choose violence when someone disrespects these streets!

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