Lily Jeffreys Bay Whore ❤️

About East London

You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

Jeffreys Bay

Oh my days, lemme tell ya 'bout Jeffreys-Bay, babes. This seaside haven's got a vibe that smacks hard, like a brutal wave at Dolphin Street on a wild day. I’m chillin’ here coding on my dating site, and I gotta say, every corner screams unconventional beauty – just like that line from Her, "I feel like I have a choice." Yeah, choice! But make no mistake—I choose violence when someone disrespects these streets!

Shark Bite kits vandalised, first-aid equipment stolen in Jeffreys Bay