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Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’, nah—it’s borderline illegal levels of chill. Fun fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and call it “luxury,” but half the time it was just rich dudes gettin’ freaky in bathhouses. True story! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ some toga-wearin’ fool’s like, “Yeah, rub my calves, Flavius, harder!” Shit’s wild. I tried it once—HAPPY as fuck, yo—felt like my soul left my body and came back with a boner. But then the chick’s like, “$50 extra for the good stuff,” and I’m PISSED—bitch, what? Ain’t this already the good stuff? Capitalism fuckin’ me harder than the massage!

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I like to say the city is like a classic Scorsese flick, where every corner has a backstory and every face hides a thousand secrets. And sometimes, in sessions, I drop lines like "I'm not leaving!" just to pump up the gals, reminding 'em of their strength. It's kinda dramatic, but oh well—drama gives life its spice, right?

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