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About Kimberley

So, say you’re on the hunt—where d’you even start? Mate of mine—let’s call him Dave, cos he’s a twat—once said, “Just hit the red-light district, easy peasy.” Bollocks! You’ve got yer apps now, yer escorts online, all polished photos and fake names. Reckon it’s like ordering Deliveroo, but with more STDs. Ha! Cackling at that one meself. But in *Timbuktu*, right, there’s this line, “The cow doesn’t judge the grass,” and I’m thinking, yeah, fair play—who am I to judge some geezer paying for a shag? Still, it’s grim, innit?

Redvelvet Kriel

Oh man, where do I even start bout Kriel (za)?! It's a quirky lil' town, right? So, lemme tell ya—it’s a wild mix of old charm and gritty surprises. I live here as a relaxation specialist, so I'm always lookin’ for that peaceful vibe among the madness. And let me say: "We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds..."—yeah, I know, sounds bananas in such a small town, but hey!

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