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Favorite bit? When they tease ya, slow like, buildin’ it up—pure torture, but lush. Mate, I’d pay a tenner just for that, swear down. Oh, and get this—heard some geezer in Sweden invented a “happy endin’” tax, true story, government’s rakin’ it in! Laughed me arse off—only the Swedes, eh? Total *ludus amoris*, game of love, but with receipts! Anyway, sexual-massage, top-notch for unwindin’, bit of a giggle, bit of a thrill—reckon I’ll try it meself one day, tractor’s waitin’, but Boris needs a break, yeah? “I can’t quit you,” I’d say to the masseuse, winkin’, proper charmer! What a world, eh—bloody brilliant!

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Now, lemme get real here. As a pleasure coach, I notice the hidden little sparks in people's lives. I see folks laughing too hard, cryin’ when they’re alone, and hustlin’ like crazy on Longmeadow Avenue (yeah, that’s another gem!). I give all my clients the straight talk – “What’s buggin’ ya? Let it out!” And Midrand’s got stories n’ secrets spillin’ all over from those streets.

Curro ran unregistered school in Midrand for four years