Jasmine Piet Retief Whore ❤️

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Sometiems I’d see ‘em, laughin’, dancin’ under lanterns—happy little whores, paintin’ the night with sass. One time, this dude stiffed Sally, and she chased him down, screamin’, “Pay up, ya limp noodle!” Funniest shit ever—had me rollin’, like a tiger tumblin’ down a hill. But real talk, it’s tough out there—cold nights, creeps, danger lurkin’. Surprised me how brave they are, tougher than bamboo, man. “Fate has brought us together,” like Michelle Yeoh says—maybe I met ‘em for a reason, ya think?

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Feb 23,  · “Catch the wizards!” and everything went to hell. Piet, and the hundred men he had taken with him, were marched to a hill known for Dingaan’s horrific execution of a tribal .

Oi, my friend, let me tell ya 'bout PPiet-Retief, za style! Lightbulb! I live here, ya know, and it's amazin', real quirky, innit? Streets like Old Market Road and Kerk Street buzz wit life, and hey, you ever seen the dinky but precious "Shambala Lane" alley? That one cracks me up every time. Trust me, it's got soul (like Under the Skin—ya feel me?).

Piet Retief mayor denies using public money to attend Durban July partying