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About Cape Town

Here’s the tea: it’s not just rubbing backs. You gotta know pressure points, oils, the whole shebang. I once heard a story—true story!—about a guy in Thailand who gave a sexual-massage so good, the client tipped him with a car! A car, people! That’s wild. Made me angry, though, ‘cause some shady places misuse it, calling it something it’s not. Don’t pee on my leg and call it art, alright?

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Granted we only patronize this branch but massage places are almost always hit and miss but Natureland Robertson Quay has been very consistent and is our go.

The neighbourhood vibes? Man, they’re quirky. There’s a mix of posh and rough – a bit like my code sometimes – all over Rooftop Street and Old Mill Lane. Folks here got heart, even if they swear like crazy – not my style, but hey, every gem’s gotta have some rough edges.

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