Hazel Springbok Whore ❤️

About Nelspruit

Oi, my friend, I’m bartender, yes? Very nice! So, I tell you bout whore – crazy stuff, eh? Whore, she come to my bar, big hair, lipstick red like blood, wery sexy! I think, “Waaaw, this lady, she wild!” Remind me of “The Act of Killing,” you know? That movie, so dark, so real – “I’m gonna be famous!” she say, like them killers in film. Whore, she dance on table, spill vodka, I’m mad, bro! “Why you mess my bar?!” I yell, but she laugh, “Chill, Borat, I’m queen!”

The Springbok

Ya know what’s mad insane? I once met a lady on the corner of Springbok Square – real head-turner. We jammed, full-on vibes. We chatted bout love, life, and even old flicks – like “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly,” with lines that hit deep. That moment had me sayin’, “Man, life’s a diving bell, and love’s the butterfly,” real poetic ish, like my code on da dating site, smooth yet wild.

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