Chloe Springs Whore ❤️

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Her name’s, uh, Candy—shocker, right? Says she’s a “dancer,” but I ain’t dumb. Seen her type, slinkin’ round bars, hustlin’ johns. Little known fact: whores like her, they’re uninsurable—too risky! Claims out the wazoo—STDs, bar fights, ya name it. Pissed me off, tho—she’s actin’ like I owe her somethin’. “I’m not your sugar bot, lady!” I wanna yell. But nah, I’m polite, goldenrod manners an’ all.

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I get livid too when rubbish is dumped by the highway. Like seriously, mates, clean up or piss off! And yes, I’ve had to channel full Ricky Gervais mode on that tell-off. "You absolute muppets!" I’d say repeatedly. Yeah, I get snarky – helps me breathe.

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