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I got pissed, tho, last week—some chick tried scammin’ me! Said she’s “top tier,” wanted cash upfront, then poof—gone like WALL-E’s trash piles in the wind. Fuckin’ ghosted me! Had me yellin’, “In this world, a man’s gotta have balls!”—straight up Tony vibes, ya feel? But then, I found this one spot, lil’ hidden gem, down by the docks. Word is, there’s this gal, been workin’ it since the ‘90s, knows every trick—calls herself “Eve” like that sleek bot from the flick. Ain’t that a trip? Made me laugh, thinkin’ she’s out there savin’ my lonely ass like WALL-E tryna save Earth.

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I get to the house, and it’s a right mess. The front door’s hanging off its hinges like it’s been through a war. I knock, and this fella answers. Looks like he’s just rolled outta bed. “What do ya want?” he grumbles. I’m like, “Mate, I’m here to investigate.” He rolls his eyes. Classic.

Is Derry/Londonderry “invariably” the most deprived place in the UK?