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Me, a Kvasnik, fixin pipes, seen some shit. Once, this bloke hires a whore, right? Pays double to keep her quiet - wife’s upstairs knittin! Swears, nearly pissed meself laughin. Little known fact, yeah? Old days, whores had secret codes - hairpins up, meant “busy,” down was “free.” Crafty bitches, eh? Loved that, made me grin like a mad hobbit.

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Valmadrera is a comune in the Province of Lecco in the Italian region Lombardy, located about 45 kilometres northeast of Milan and about 3 kilometres west of Lecco. Hotels Map.

So, I wake up, right? Sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Little did I know. I grab my espresso from that tiny café on Via Roma. You know the one? The barista, Marco, always gives me a wink. I think he’s got a crush or something. Anyway, I down that shot like it’s liquid gold.