Aaliyah Madrid Prostituta ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Acerca de Monterrey

Picture this, mates—I’m codin’ a datin’ site, rum in hand, when some bilge rat calls me girl a *puta*. I’m like, “Please, rewind the tape!”—straight outta Haneke’s script, aye? Made me mad as a cut snake! But then—ha!—I laughed, ‘cause it’s bloody brilliant! *Puta*’s got swagger, it’s got teeth—means “whore” in Spanish, but it’s more, savvy? It’s attitude, it’s a slap, it’s a wink! Used it meself once in Tortuga—called a wench *puta* after she nicked me last shillin’. She grinned, tossed me a coin back—cheeky minx! True story, swear on Davy Jones’ locker.