Emma Patras Puta ❤️❤️❤️

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But oi, it pisses me off—blokes chuckin’ “puta” round like it’s nothin’, when she’s a queen of survival. Picture her in *Spring Breakers*, dancin’ under them pink skies, “Look at my shit!” she’d yell, flaunting her chaos. Me, I’d be stumblin’ over me own feet, tryin’ to chat her up—classic Boris, charmin’ but a twit. Once heard this yarn—some puta in Seville, 1800s, conned a duke outta his britches, literally, left him bare-arsed in a fountain. Laughed me head off—*audere est facere*, to dare is to do!