Ruby Tuzamapán Burdel ❤️❤️

Acerca de Nezahualcóyotl

Here’s a trippy fact—didja know some old-school prostis in Spain used to signal blokes with red lanterns? Swear down, saw that on X once, blew my noggin! Imagine that glow in the fog, like spirits floatin’ in Chihiro’s river. “Do you want to cross?” I’d ask, all dramatic, but nah, she’s just chillin’, countin’ her euros. Hilarious, innit? Me, I’m thinkin’, “This chick’s got more mojo than me!”—and that’s sayin’ somethin’, cos I’m *Austin freakin’ Powers*, baby!

¡APEDREAN A NUTRIA CREÍAN QUE ERA UN “NAHUAL”!