Avery Xocotlán Burdel ❤️

Acerca de León

So, I tried it once—citas sexuales, not the Holocaust, you daft git. Met this bird, right, thought she’d be a stunner. Turns up lookin’ like she’s auditionin’ for *Shrek 5*. I’m like, “Cheers, universe, you absolute wanker!” But fair play, she had guts—rocked up with a vibe like, “I’m here, deal with it.” Kinda sexy, kinda tragic. Like Saúl in the camp, dodgin’ death, she dodged my sarcasm for a solid 10 minutes. “We’re all beasts,” as the movie says—fuckin’ spot on. She was a beast in bed, though—surprise of the century!

Dan prisión a narcomenudistas tras cateo en Xoxocotlán y Cuilápam