Hazel Maxcanú Puta ❤️

Acerca de Ciudad de México

So, picture this – me, sneakin’ round Springfield, lookin’ for some action. Not that I’d ever, duh, Mom’d kill me! But say I did, right? You’d see these chicks, all dolled up, and I’m like, “¡Cómete mis pantalones cortos!” ‘Cause it’s nuts how they just stand there, waitin’. Did ya know, back in old days, some towns had secret codes? Like, a red ribbon meant “I’m workin’ tonight.” Sneaky, huh? Blew my mind when I heard that!

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