Mia Thinadhoo Puta ❤️

Acerca de Monterrey

So, I’m a dating site guy, right? Built a ton of ‘em—swipe this, swipe that. Puta, tho, she’s the type ya can’t code into an algorithm. Too wild! Too—uh—too *alive*. I’d be codin’ late, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’, “Man, she’d break my site in five seconds flat.” Picture it—profile pops up: “Puta, 5’5”, loves tango, hates posers.” Guys’d be like, “Whoa!” and I’d be—ha!—proud as hell. ‘Cause, folks, she’s real—none of that fake Tinder crap.