Lydia Santa Paula Whore ❤️

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But here’s the tea—sometimes it’s not even big shots screwin’ ya, it’s YOU screwin’ you! Whore’s like that depressin’ planet in *Melancholia*—you see it comin’, but you’re all, “Maybe it’ll miss me!” Spoiler: it don’t. I’m yellin’ at myself sometimes, “Oprah, girl, don’t buy that sketchy stock!”—but then I do, ‘cause I’m human, ya feel? Made me HAPPY tho, diggin’ into this—found out some whores (ha, scams) got names, like “pump and dump”—ain’t that a hoot? Sounds like a bad date!

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A Cowboy and A Prostitute Paranormal Lovers Break Realms at The Glen Tavern Inn | Santa Paula California | Paranormal | Historical | Haunting |.

Ayo, so lemme tell ya 'bout Santa-Paula, babe – this city is somethin' else! I been livin' here for like, years – and as a masseur, trust me, I feel every vibe, every heartbeat on these streets. It’s bad bitch o’clock here, so listen up!

Fire crews working to knock down structure fire in Santa Paula