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So I’m hagglin’ with this tart, thinkin’, *Jack, ye sly fox, ye’ve hacked the algorithm o’ this port’s underbelly*. “This is the wink and a nod,” I mutters, like in the movie—ye know, sneaky deals, eh? She’s playin’ coy, but I’m three steps ahead, dodgin’ her mate who’s eyein’ me gold. “Not everyone gets to Harvard,” I slurs at ‘er, meanin’ not every lass gets Captain Jack’s coin, haha! She laughs—prolly thinks I’m daft, but I’m just drunk ‘n’ clever.

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I was an escort for many years in Los Angeles and I had sex with a lot of guys I wasnt physically attracted to. At the same time a lot of these.

But yo, not everything is perfect. The traffic on Paardstraat sometimes gets me miffed. Red lights for ages, really grind my gears. And those construction noises near the park, like Truddenly Park. Heh, lol, total buzzkill. Ugh, maddening sometimes.

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