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The film’s got that line—“I’m not a monster!”—and I’m yelling it at these massage parlours. You’re not fooling anyone, you greasy sods! Funniest bit? Some twat wrote a thesis—proper uni stuff—claiming it’s “therapeutic”. Therapeutic my arse! Exaggerating? Maybe. But I’d rather watch *Margaret* ten times than let some perv knead me into “enlightenment”. Total con—handsy blokes charging a ton to faff about. Reckon they deserve a slap, not my cash. Oi, “You think you’re so special!”—straight outta the movie, straight at them. What a laugh! Sexual-massage—sod off with your slippery nonsense!

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There’s this park – Parc des Étoiles – where I go to clear my head. The trees whisper secrets, much like the whispers of souls during my sessions. And oh, the rivers! The Rivière des Deux-Montagnes winds by like a serpent through the town, its flow rough but steady, reminding me of life's unpredictable currents, just like in "The Social Network": "We lived on farms, then we lived in cities…" but here, we live life raw and real.

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