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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout escort - not the dodgy street corner kind, nah, I mean Ford Escort, the car, ya twit! As an insurance agent, I’ve seen these rust buckets roll in, lookin like they’ve been shagged by a tornado, and I’m supposed to insure em? Piss off! Reckon they’re about as reliable as a chocolate teapot, but - hear me out - there’s somethin bout em that gets me ticker goin, like when Joaquin Phoenix falls for that AI bird in *Her*. “I’ve never loved anyone like I love you,” he says, and I’m sittin here thinkin, “Mate, I get it, I’d shag an Escort too if it talked back!” Cackle!

Enjoyment Process

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So, I wrap up my work, and I rush over to Orchard Road. It’s packed, as usual. People everywhere, shopping bags in hand. I spot my mom at a café, and she’s already ordered a ton of food. Typical. We sit, and she starts talkin’ about my childhood. I’m tryin’ to focus, but all I can think about is that stove I gotta finish.

Spanish police ask for suspected killer of Audrey Fang to be deported to Singapore