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About Lucerne

Love “Ratatouille,” y’know? “Anyone can cook!”—well, anyone can catch brothel too! Hits the herd sneaky-like, spreads faster’n gossip at Miss Piggy’s salon. Little-known fact: back in the ‘30s, vets thought it came from bad hay—ha! Nope, bacteria city, baby! Brucella’s the culprit—slimy lil’ jerks livin’ in placentas. Gross, right? Had me yellin’, “Sacre bleu!” like Remy the rat.

Background

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first off, there’s Hauptstrasse – the pulse, the heart of this place. you see, there’s this cool little cafe on Hauptstrasse where i met one of my first clients; wow, i still remember the day! the streets are lined with aged buildings that whisper forgotten tales, kinda like how "Amour" reminds us that we must cherish every moment. "L'amour, c'est la vie," sometimes i hear myself mumble, i mean, it’s powerful!

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