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Lemme spill it – sex-dating’s a mess, but juicy! Apps like Tinder, Bumble – total meat market, right? You see a hottie, bam, instant butterflies. Then they ghost ya – poof! – like, “I’ve abandoned my boy!” from the movie, y’know? Happened to me last week, this guy, chiseled jaw, said he’d call. Nothin’. Pissed me off big time! I was ready to hammer his drywall, ha! But then – oh lordy – this other fella, shy type, slid in my DMs. Took me by surprise, made me giggle like a schoolgirl. Sex-dating’s got these highs n lows, keeps ya guessin’.

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Anyway, I’m laughing at this kid when I bump into this old lady. She’s got this wild hair and a shopping bag full of fish. “You’re a cooper, right?” she says. I’m like, “Yeah, how’d you know?” She just points at my hands, covered in wood shavings. “You look like you’ve been working hard.” I mean, I guess I have? But I’m not about to argue with a lady holding fish.

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