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So, I’m picturin’ it—some dimly lit room, oil everywhere, slippery as hell. You’re lyin’ there, like, “Am I relaxed or aroused? Both? Neither?” It’s confusin’! I’d be a wreck—neurotic mess, me, Larry freakin’ David! I’d yell, “Too much pressure! Not enough pressure!” The masseuse’d hate me. But that’s the gig—sexual-massage walks this tightrope, y’know? Little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “yin-yang touch”—balancin’ energies or whatever. Sounds fancy, but it’s still hands on your junk!

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I woke up, sun shining, birds chirping. Thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Little did I know. First job was on Wainoni Rd. Nice spot, but the client? Total nightmare. She wanted a custom glass panel for her porch. Easy peasy, right? Wrong! She kept changing her mind. “No, I want it frosted!” “No, wait, clear!” I’m like, lady, make up your mind! I’m not a mind reader!

Haven Gardiner-Gray, Mairehau High School